Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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