I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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