I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Randomize
