the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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