Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I supernannyed him into submission
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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