Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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