i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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