I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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