Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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