We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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