Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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