If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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