i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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