how can u be prego again
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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