Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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