I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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