Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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