Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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