Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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