Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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