It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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