I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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