I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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