I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i think im in europe. pls send help
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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