ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse