at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one