Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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