I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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