Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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