I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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