Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
we should paint friendship bongs
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