I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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