That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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