question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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