i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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