Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
