Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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