I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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