yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I puked a lego.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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