My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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