just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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