there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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