He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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