So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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