you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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