i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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