If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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