found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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