what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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