I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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