Don't you send me to vm
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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