College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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