I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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