I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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