We're facebook friends in real life
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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