i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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